Forum Thread: What's your favorite joke or one-liner?

• How old are you? ("6") You're sick!? Oh, no... Do we need to call the hospital? Do you have the pretty bug? 
• So what's your name? (Answer) I used to have a dog with that name!
• Please come here and stand right in front of me here. Yup, right there over the trap door.

When a balloon pops I ask the child if they know what a balloons favorate song is  "Pop Music" and do you know what there second is "She Bangs"

Yeah, Pop lines are awesome! Here are a few of my favorite:

• I used to work with snap and crackle, but I got fired for over acting.
• What can I say? I seem to be Pop-ular tonight
• It must be my sharp wit popping all these balloons.