Forum Thread: What's your favorite joke or one-liner?

What's your favorite joke or one-liner?

Making balloons and entertaining can get really boring, really fast unless there are jokes, lines, and patter to go along with the twisting. What are some of your favorite jokes or lines to tell while making balloon animals?

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  • How old are you? ("6") You're sick!? Oh, no... Do we need to call the hospital? Do you have the pretty bug? 
  • So what's your name? (Answer) I used to have a dog with that name!
  • Please come here and stand right in front of me here. Yup, right there over the trap door.

When a balloon pops I ask the child if they know what a balloons favorate song is  "Pop Music" and do you know what there second is "She Bangs"

Yeah, Pop lines are awesome! Here are a few of my favorite:

  • I used to work with snap and crackle, but I got fired for over acting.
  • What can I say? I seem to be Pop-ular tonight
  • It must be my sharp wit popping all these balloons.

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